Bourne Pulls in 70.2 Million at the Box Office!

My boy Matt Damon is getting mad publicity for the Bourne Ultimatum as he should. The movie grossed 70.2 million dollars over the weekend, but please look closely at the photo. A mugshot of Lindsay Lohan in a small frame, that's really messed up! I know they have to sell magazines, but Matt can do the cover all by himself! The arrest happened two weeks ago, so can we move on and let the girl get some help for that horrible addiction she has, well the coke wasn't hers and neither was the pants!

Lindsay Lohan in Double Trouble

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Lindsay Lohan was arrested AGAIN early this morning for the same old thing! Police suspected her to be driving under the influence and was taken to the police station, once there they found some cocaine in her jean pocket. I guess that 45 day stint in rehab wasn't enough. Furthermore, did her bracelet go off to let someone know she was intoxicated? The trouble began when a frightened woman dialed 911 to report being chased by Lohan's black SUV. Lohan had a blood-alcohol level of between 0.12 and 0.13 percent when police found her about 1:30 a.m.

An addiction is a powerful thing, I hope that the judge isn't lenient on her just because she is a star. I think she really needs some more professional help. Where is her mother in all this, she seems to never be around when Linday is dealing with all these addictions. You can at least check the girl into a hospital, remember Girl Interrupted? She was probably getting some more collagen put in her lips or sniffing some blow just like her daughter.

Lindsay Lohan Turns Herself In

Ms. Lohan turned herself in to Beverly Hills Police on Jueves, that's Thursday for all you Non-Spanish speakers. Do you remember the incident on May 26, 2007? Lohan and two friends were in her convertible 2005 Mercedes Convertible SL-65, when she crashed into the curb and then hopped into another car so she could be whisked away to the hospital for treatment of minor injuries, like who believed that? She was released after turning herself in and will now face a August 24th court date. I'm actually kind of proud, even though I'm sure this was a PR move to try and jump-start her career again.It's what all celebs do after leaving rehab, so it's no surprise that with all the drama that the Mean Girls star has had that she be resurrected into some do-gooder actress! By the way, I've been seeing the previews for her new movie, I Know Who Killed Me and it's absolutely horrible! I will not pay $9.00 to watch this thrown together movie!

I wanna stay in Rehab!

Ms. Lohan has extended her time in rehab, because she's taking her recovery a bit more serious. As reported in other media outlets, she canceled her scheduled birthday party in Las Vegas. What a bad PR move that would've been! You're in rehab and as soon as you get out, off to Vegas for a Vodka sponsored 21st birthday party! I hope this chick gets it together, she better learn from Paris.