Is Paris Hilton Hearing a Clock?

Paris Hilton has been seen with Benji Madden - the brother of Nicole Richie's baby daddy - for two days in a row now. And they have been dubbed as dating, which is hilarious. Two days, not even dates necessarily, and the pair are dating! Paris moves fast, but come on!

Secretly, I think it is a disaster. Paris turned 27 recently, and I bet she started hearing her biological clock a tick tocking. Her BFF Nicole had a baby and looks awesome, and Joel Madden is over the moon with his daughter and baby mama. So, it's not too far of a stretch to say his brother Benji might see the little family and be envious. Enter Paris, who is envious and egads! We might have a second little Madden family blooming soon.

Paris can't be Nicole in the baby department, but she could get a running jump on any marriage plans. Imagine what a paparazzi mess her wedding would be like!

Do you think Paris is hearing her biological clock starting to tick away the minutes she has left for a family?

Would You Pay Money to Have One Night in Paris?

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Since the Simple Life was cancelled, Paris has been on a hunt for some dinero. She's asking for 500,000 to host a New Years Bash that will include a fashion show given by her sister, Nicky. According to sources, only Pure is entertaining the idea of hosting the event. The club is looking to revive themselves after the much hyped 21st birthday party for Lindsay Lohan, which crashed and burned! Last year Paris was asking for 100,000 to appear at a few clubs. Are you kidding me? What could possibly be her New Years resolution speech?