Britney Charged with Hit and Run

Britney " hot mess" Spears was charged Friday with misdemeanor counts of hit and run and driving without a valid license in connection with a parking lot crash in August, prosecutors said. If convicted, the singer could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for each count, said Nick Velasquez, spokesman for the city attorney's office. Spears, 25, was captured by paparazzi that day steering her car into another vehicle as she tried to turn into a spot in a Studio City parking lot. After assessing the damage to her own car only, she was shown on paparazzi video walking away. Three days after the accident, the owner of the other vehicle filed a police report, and investigators later determined that Spears does not have a license, officials said.

Well, it was bound to happen after that hideous performance at the Video Music Awards. A court commissioner ordered her to undergo random drug and alcohol testing in her child custody dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline. The incident happened in August, but they're just now charging her! Maybe if she had a better performance, they would be more forgiving. Oh well, K-Fed might as well get the beds ready!