Bourne Pulls in 70.2 Million at the Box Office!

My boy Matt Damon is getting mad publicity for the Bourne Ultimatum as he should. The movie grossed 70.2 million dollars over the weekend, but please look closely at the photo. A mugshot of Lindsay Lohan in a small frame, that's really messed up! I know they have to sell magazines, but Matt can do the cover all by himself! The arrest happened two weeks ago, so can we move on and let the girl get some help for that horrible addiction she has, well the coke wasn't hers and neither was the pants!

Matt Is Jason Bourne and A Star

I'm such a Bourne fan, Damon is the bomb! I couldn't imagine anyone else playing this character, I'm so sad that this is the last installment of the franchise. In other news, Matt received the 2,343 star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Congratulations Matt and I'll miss you on the screen as Jason Bourne. Dang,now I'm getting all emotional, get me a tissue...