"Superman Returns" writers shown the door

The world is going to be shocked to discover that Michael Dougherty and Dan Harris, the writers who tanked the Superman franchise before it even got off the ground by forgetting to write action and excitement into "Superman Returns," have opted not to write the sequel to 2006's historically bad celluloid turd, according to Variety. They also reported dancing in the streets, or at least in comic book stores, before ambulances were called to provide oxygen for the out-of-shape shut-ins who frequent these establishments.

The word is that Warner Bros. wants to start fresh with the next movie anyway, expressing complete surprise that fans didn't accept Superman being a baby daddy, not throwing a single punch, not doing anything "super," being portrayed as a stalker, and Lex Luthor not being a threat to anyone. Bryan Singer was reportedly pleased with how the movie turned out because Brandon Routh was "delicious."

Here's hoping this leads to a cleaning of house, starting with Bryan Singer, and followed by Kate Bosworth and Kevin Spacey, having their roles as Lois Lane and Lex Luthor being filled by actors who actually possess the qualities to perform those roles.

Drew Carey Will Replace Barker

Drew Carey will be the new face of the longest running game show on television. That's right boys and girls, the game show that your grandmother watched before Young and the Restless everyday, The Price Is Right! I personally don't think that it's a good choice. I mean if you're going to pick a person to replace Bob Barker then at least make it somewhat familiar. Bob Barker has a regal look, well until he was 70, but I speak for most when I say that the gray hair makes a difference. I for sure thought that George Hamilton would be a better selection, but I'm not his agent, so maybe he was making a Love at First Bite Part Deux! I think he needs to stick to shows that are more comical and less contestant based. However, he's hosting a new prime-time game show that will be airing on CBS, The Power of Ten. So, we'll just have to see what happens, but if most of you are at school, work, or just watching Tyra instead then disregard the aforementioned statement.